one-upped

What has happened to a person when they have been outdone by another

Person A: "I just got a 93% on my history test!"
Person B: "I got a 98%."
Person A: "Ok, you one-upped me there."

287👍 25👎

You forgot Poland

What you say to a person when you have been one-upped by said person in an argument or debate of some sort. Pretty much just lets you try to get the last word in when you have no other retort.

Person A: "Oh man! We got jumped by like twelve guys and kicked all their asses!"
Person B: "Actually there were three; Steve McPeterson, Dave Ellis, and that guy that works the Wendy's drive-thru."
Person A: "Well, you forgot Poland."

2245👍 3280👎

if'n

Old-timey contraction meaning "if and when"

I'll call you tomorrow if'n I get my homework done.

194👍 31👎

floorton

A frameless futon. Name derives from the fact that it is a futon mat that has simply been placed on the floor. Often the mat is folded to add height/cushioning.

Our cheap-ass futon frame broke, so we decided to roll with the floorton instead of buying a new one.

18👍 15👎