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maple frosting

When you cum on a Canadian girls ass and spread it around like frosting with your dick

I hooked up with a Canadian girl last night and gave her a big maple frosting

by Prugertory January 23, 2020


Moogle

A cow like, flying unicorn creature with an adorable red nose, said to fart glitter and urinate rainbows. The moogle's sex has been known to be very difficult to determine at times. Most of the time moogle's are very personable, happy, friendly, giving creatures with squinty little eyes; however, when angered it's eyes open wide and release a wrath of rainbow lazer beams that even a Ruger can not defeat. Only source of weakness that has been found is that from the lantern and treats of the vampire penguin.

Have you seen Mar's Moogle? He was so sweet until I kicked him, then he destroyed my empire!

by Prugertory April 21, 2019

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