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PIE

Penis In Eye

When a penis is purposely or a accidently poked into the eye of another.

Maria experienced PIE the other day from some random guy who tugged her head down.

by Pseud0nym March 8, 2008

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Daphne

Most lovable, laid back, interesting, flirty girl you'll ever meet. She's distant and gives you space. She's very kind and keeps it real. She has no enemy's other than the jealous minds around her. Many people copy her ideas. Her relationships are shit and dates nothing but losers, who use their sob storys to lure her in. Her downfall is, she cares too much and gets trapt in these toxic relationships. She's a freak between the sheets and keeps your toes curled, gives the best head, and has a tight pussy; I could eat her out for days. Her smile, her touch, her body next to you, is always warm. She's an incredably forgiving person who sees no flaws in you. She gives herself to you completely, until you fuck her over. Once you do that, she'll never trust you, she'll squint her cute face and swear she's not mad. She's mad. And she'll never trust you. And now your meaning of life is to make it up to her. Everybody enjoys her company. She's funny as hell.

I'd walk to china for daphne.
I'd do anything for daphne.
I wish I had a taste of daphne again.

by Pseud0nym November 27, 2013

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