Squiz

(SKWWEEZ)

Frat dude word for "best friend"

After Brett Kavanaugh's crying to the committee over his tender memories of Squi, Tobin, et al.

Likely meant facetiously but will shortly, and nauseatingly, lose its irony as dudes and bros already lack insight into the boorish nature of their "bonds" to one another.

"John is my main squiz" - Timmy