Boy

A person so intelligent that he's aware that he can write his own urban dictionary description. This allows him to realize that there are a great many weaklings that are so ridiculously insecure that they actually use urban dictionary to write a genuine description about their own name that is filled with praise. These absolute degenerates proceed to post this on their Instagram so they can feel good about themselves for a single moment in their miserable existence.

Only Boy can save us from this scourge of undeserved self-love and attention seeking.