Cropduster

Those annoying ass yellow planes that fuck arojnd your house in the spring.

Bob: I'm flyin' the cropduster today
Bruce: Don't you fuck around my house!
Bob: Why?
Bruce: Don't

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Neck

Slang for eating someone out; oral sex. Similar to: giving head, blowjob, etc.

"He gave me neck, now I got Patek..."

-Kash Doll

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Finna

Verb. Sometimes used as an insult. Typically precedes the warning

Definition: i'm going to; gonna; pretty damn soon i will; better watch tf out

Fidna Gerund.

Leesha: isn't it finna (not fidna)?

Gramma B: I'm finna whoop yo ass 'f you don't shut up

Leesha: ..

Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

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