Gabrielle

One of those awkward, basic hispanic women you see commonly in public who have long, natural curly/wavy hair and wear glasses. Gabrielles are known to only obsess over every white guy they see in public and frequently shop at their local Old Navy for fashion. In their spare time, Gabrielles binge read romantic novels, alone, discuss boring topics with fellow basic bitches whilst stuttering frequently, or hide under their bed covers while silently masturbating to mental images of their Caucasian crushes.

Non-Caucasian Friend: See that girl with the glasses over there? She's mad cute. You think I should go talk to her? She's also in my book club.

Me: (cracking up cause this dude is a part of a book club) That's a whole Gabrielle bro. You know damn well they only fuck white guys.

Non-Caucasian Friend: *Sigh* Fuck, you're right. For them, seeing a white guy alone makes them wet. That thirst is baked into their DNA. Shit, actually I remember seeing her checking out Winthrop Gigglebangin in Stats, yesterday. Good looks bro.

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