Aliyan

A name that is a really dumb name. Is it Aliyan like, a-lion? Or a-lee-yan? Who knows, who cares.

"It says this applicant is named...Aliyan?"
"What? Is that a girl or a guy?"
"Fuck, I don't know."
"You know they secretly hate that name."
"Hah, yeah. Ok, but seriously we really need to schedule interviews."
"True. let me just run this CV in the shredder. Should we go to lunch first and then look through more after?"
"Yeah good idea, I'm hungry as hell."