Dip King

The Dip King is he with whom one should learn to dip. He knows all methods of dipping the finest of tobacco ranging from single lip, all the way to triple whammy. Although the Dip King may appear as an honorable position, there is more to it than meets the eye. To acquire said position, one must meet certain requirements: must have been dipping for at least six months, must have sucked off at least a combined twenty-three men at a gay parade, and must be an incredibly huge douche bag.

Matt Murphy likes to suck cock with dip in his mouth; he must be the Dip King.

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