Highper

Hyper to the point of feeling a mad high.

Characterized by diarrhea of the mouth, hanging from the ceiling (Spider-Like Powers), or just straight up teleporting to a strip joint; "To pick up dry cleaning", among other ADHD-like symptoms.

Typically leaves the person experiencing it either in a ditch with a whore of various caliber (See also, Mom), at a party with your "new awesome friends", or at an ex's house; just to catch up.

DRANK ABOUT 12 MONSTERS THIS MORNING. FRIENDS SAID I SHOULD BE DEAD, BUT SCREW THEM. I'M SO HIGHPER THAT EVEN DEATH CAN'T CATCH ME!!

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