wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.

"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.

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schadenfuckery

Action (or inaction) intended to facilitate the misfortune of others for one's own pleasure.

Voting for Trump just to piss off the libtards is prime schadenfuckery.

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schadenfucker

One who engages in schadenfuckery, which is the act of facilitating another's misfortune for one's own pleasure.

Related to schadenfreude, but different. Schadenfreude only involves feeling pleasure from another's misfortune. A schadenfucker actively (or through inaction) helps cause or worsen another's misfortune, for their own pleasure.

One schadenfucker decided not to support Hurricane Harvey relief efforts because Texas voted for Trump in the 2016 presidential election.