Amelia

Amelia. Where to begin with a girl like Amelia. She truly is a one off. If you find an Amelia. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Joking. A girl who truly has the most contagious giggle and truly undersells her self. Gorgeous inside and out. Her ass is iconic but her anxiety is chronic. Find Amelia a 6foot something rugby boy and she will come running, but dont be fooled, as fast as she might run to you she will run even faster away. ICK CENTRAL. Don’t think about walking funny, having long fingernails, slurping water or ordering a yellow VK. Most likely found scranning, screaming and shagging. Kidding. Child of god and also its cutting season. Cutting men and food. Boy bye. Laugh out loud.

As the famous Amelia Earhart said. “The most effective way to do it is to do it” and by it. We mean him. <3 xoxo

Fuck! Is that Amelia! Shes a fucking weapon. She’ll have the ick within the next 36 hours. Better make it worthwhile.