Rusty Steel Boner

When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!

DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!

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Jerking-the-Jonas

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

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Brown Rocket

When your fucking a chick in the ass, you pull out and the chick, diarrhea shit all over your balls and cock

"FUCK!! i was banging this chick so hard and deep in the ass that she Brown rocketed me!!! I Smelled like shit afterwards!!!

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