Tatu Syndrome

Background: named for the band "Tatu" who's gimmick was that they were supposed lesbians but later this was found to be false.

Definition: A growing trend towards publically flaunted lesbianism(or the pretense thereof), seems to be particularly popular amoungst goths, raver/nightclub culture, creative arts studants & theatre media studants

"all these girls you see at the pubs holding hands & kissing eachother in front of large groups of people, it's like they have Tatu Syndrome"

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plaps

Bits of ugly fat hanging over the top of hipster jeans when someone squeezes into a size too small.
Most visible from behind, the unsighly bulges can be spotted in almost any pub or night club in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night, and sightings have been reported during the daytime too.
The hipster jeans are usually accompanied by a tight t-shirt which rides up to the narrower part of the body due to the width of the plaps, making them more obvious. The t-shirt may also be a size too small, although this is not always the case.

"I have to keep pulling my t-shirt down to cover my plaps."

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