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The fatty under side of an obese person's arm.
Hey honey, that new shirt is two sizes too small, but wow, it really does accentuate your beluga loins.
The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."
Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.
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A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.