Thar She Blows

When you receive fellatio from a woman and deem it necessary to note such an occurrence

“Y’ar, thar she blows!” - A lucky pirate receiving a surprise act of blowjobbery

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Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child