Fooker

One who is addicted to updating Facebook to a point in which reality is supplanted with the online social network website.

My sister sits in front of the computer 16 out of 24 hours a day updating her Facebook status, so I call her a fooker.

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Fook

Incessantly updating a Facebook status.

A person who is focused on updating Facebook is said to be a fook.

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