Dear God No.

An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".

To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345

Dear God No.

Not So Sincerely,
Sender

Die In A Fire

The essential way of saying "FUCK YOU!", only worse. It's normally used in situations where you're angry at a certain douchebag, and you want them to go to hell and go up in flames.

"Why the hell did you do that? DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLE."

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Urban Dictionary

A website ( urbandictionary.com ) that has an infinite number of all the definitions a normal dictionary wouldn't have.

"Hey, you know a good, reliable dictionary? Merriam Webster doesn't have the definition of "dipshit"."
"Try urban dictionary."

Hell's bells

Another way to say "Oh shit".

"You know, that bridge you're standing on is going to collapse at any moment."
"HELL'S BELLS-"
Splat.

Demon Child

In summary: A young, naive child who likes to be pain in the *** to anyone older than them, with exception of annoying seniors and mature adults.

"Hey sis."
"Hi big brother! What is that?"
"It's my phone. Don't touch it."
"Can I touch it?"
"God, you're such a demon child, sis."

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