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Someone who is always on the hunt for booty.
Everytime we go out somewhere he's such a pirate. He's always looking to get laid.
When getting a blow job the girl puts the dick on her upper lip when you cum, and lets the cum run down the sides of her lips.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a blow job, and i gave her a milk mustache
10π 7π
When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.
8π 2π
It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.
Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.
Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk
Another term for jerking off after you see something that gets you going.
Dude I'm about to go to Nut City after seeing that pic.
3π 35π
When someone looks good from far away,but looks bad up close.
"Dude that girl is hot"
"No she's not dude, it's the far away factor"
5π 1π
A variation on Balls Deep. When you go Down to the Base of your dick.
Dude that chick was so hot I went Down to the Base on her.