Weakest Link

The greatest game show ever, primarily because of the former host who used to say "You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" in TEH GR347357 W4Y 3V3R!!! Unfortunately, she left the show, and NOBODY has the balls to truly take her place and make the show cool again.

Madam, whoever you are, this show NEEDS you! Please, return to The Weakest Link!

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T-101

Arnold (Ahnuld) Schwarzenegger's alter ego in the Terminator movies.

While not the most advanced, the T-101 is the most powerful Terminator ever built by far, able to destroy a T-X. The T-101's standout characteristics are its black glasses, uber-buff body, weird German voice and odd quote-making ability. One particular T-101 created the famous quote: "Stay here. I'll be back." The T-101 is such a powerful robot because of its ability to perform above and beyond even normal Terminator limits, giving it a human-esque infinite range of potential. The T-101's weapon of choice is either a grenade launcher or a minigun.

T-101: "Stay here. I'll be back."

*many years later*

John Connor: "Don't you remember anything?"
T-101: "That was a different T-101."

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Ki

The alleged spiritual energy within all human beings. According to a certain group of Japanese artists, channelling your Ki will allow you to perform normally impossible tasks, such as shooting a Kamehameha wave from your hands.

Note: It is the exact same thing as Chi.

Basically, Ki is what souls are made of.

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Chaos

1. The polar opposite of Order.

2. A state of reality in which one's reality is not under control. ie. Anarchy.

3. The perfect fusion of good and evil, Light and Darkness. It is these things, yet it is not, and is greater than both.

Note: For all the KH players out there, this is not to be confused with Twilight.

4. A character from Sonic Adventure. Chaos is the God of Destruction; an anthromorphic...water lizard-thingy that is able to morph into any shape and is modular in nature. Chaos lives on The Floating Island. Chaos once destroyed the world when the ancient tribes of echidnas turned to war and corruption. Forunately, Chaos was sealed into the Master Emerald, along with an echidna named Tikal. Millenia later, Chaos was released by Dr. Robotnik. One kickass game later, a Perfect Chaos was defeated by Super Sonic, and the world was saved. Not from destruction, as it had already been partially destroyed, but from total destruction.

5. A mysterious character in the Xenosaga series who seems to wield holy magic as a weapon. Nobody's sure just what this guy is, because even though he looks human, it's obvious from the first time you see him that he is not human. I think he's an angel. Some think he's a Gnosis. Perhaps we will never know. Then again, maybe we'll find out in Xenosaga III...or IV...but definately not V or VI, because V is Xenogears, which takes place millions of years after Shion's time, and obviously VI is after Xenogears.

1. Order negates Chaos. Chaos negates Order. Without one, you cannot have the other.

2. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

3. Can't really think of an example.

4. Just play Sonic Adventure. You'll be glad you did, as it's a good game.

5. Play Xenosaga Episodes I and II.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

These guys are NOT ninja!

They are samurai!!!

Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!

Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.

Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.

Example? Watch the damn tv show!

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The Village

1. A movie that seems to have no public plot. You literally MUST see it to believe it, since you have nothing else to go on!

1. The commercials say NOTHING about the plot. NOTHING AT ALL!!! WTF is this movie about???

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Counter-Strike

1. The best online FPS EVER.
2. A hive of n00bs, 1337 and all that's in between.
3. A hive of n00bs.
4. A hive of 1337 faggots.
5. A good place to laugh your life away.

1. Play it and see.
2. See above.
3. See above.
4. See sbove.
5. See above. It's even better if you're high.

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