Palin-ize

To be exposed as ignorant or out-right idiotic with facts and documented evidence and refuse to acknowledge or admit any fault. Also to continue to forge forward clutching ignorance ever tighter.

Author Carrie Prejean was Palin-ized on the Larry King Show.

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Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

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Jawjitsu

Talking to one's co-workers about any subject, preventing actual work from getting done. Conversational skill and eloquence are not required to be a black-belt in Jawjitsu.

Yeah! The entire crew is made up of Grand-Masters in Jawjitsu