Dirty Stinker

The act of participating in unclean anal sex and having your partner shit your dick back out

“Hey man have you ever done a Dirty Stinker?”

“No not yet she won’t let me”

“Dang that sucks last week my dick stank for days”

Pluut

The sound a shit makes when it hits water from great heights

Yo dude I shat off the city bridge the other day and it made a massive Pluut.