White trash

A skank named Kandace.

Person 1: Hey Paulette
Person 2: Yo, what's up
Person 1: Remember that white trash girl that got you sent to the nut house?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Her boyfriend choked her to death.
Person 2: Thank God.

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Woody

A boner.

I got a woody last night.

Fortnite

Cancer.

Matthew: Yo Noah let's go play Fortnite.
Noah: Fuck no! That shit is fucking cancer!