ANTS

"Almost Nuclear Tiny Salutes," miniature M-80 brand firecrackers that can really pack a punch. Provides in dual roles to:
1.)Entertain your family and friends by creating an explosion.
2.)Annoy the hell out of your 70 year old neighbors.

"Look at our son lighting those ANTS out in the backyard, do you think he knows what he's doing?"

"There isn't much to it really honey, you just light the wick, and throw it into the Jenkins' lawn."

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