Cracker

Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.

I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!