Woodpeckered

When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.

Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"

Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"

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