gary bolshevik

When you are driving round a clapped out banger down the road and you are Tweet Trolling because you are too obsessed with online rows. You hope the police see you because you want them to wave at you even though you are a massive six points law breaker.

My friend Dan is a massive Gary Bolshevik, whenever he gets in his Ford Fiesta he still won't stop texting and tweeting from his phone, his next destination will be a lamppost.

cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet

I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer