29 going on 40

A receding middle-aged male who is singular interested in fornication (often heterosexual, but also possibly homosexual).

Eric:
Hey Oren, what are you up to tonight?

Ethan:
Not much, trying to get some poon...or cock...whatever this burnt auburn-colored hair can get me!

Eric:
Man, you are "29 going on 40" !

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