rubert

A person who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper

Rubert is stupid

rubert

Someone who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper. Big poop in da bowlie-wowlie

Amy is a massive rubert.

Impediosexual

Someone who is attracted to/aroused by complicated things or people.

Ananya is such an impediosexual, good for her at least she's pulcher