Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

nombie

A zombie that, as opposed to typical zombies, run. Nombies are usually of African descent which explains their increased speed. Occasionally, nombies feed on stolen property instead of brains.

If there was ever a zombie apocalypse, there is no way we could survive. All our neighbors would be nombies. We could never make it to the mall. They would chase us down.

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