mind glue

Mass Noun: 1) Any form of oral, aural, written or visual media or experience which upon exposure becomes permanently embedded in ones memory such that it can not be expunged easily, if at all.
2) Descriptive term for any attempt to create a form of oral, aural, written or visual media or experience which will become permanently embedded in ones memory such that it can not be expunged easily, if at all.

1) That story is like mind glue, once you hear it you will never forget it.
2) When I finish my book I want it to be mind glue for the reader.

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dumbsize

' DUMBSIZE ' - Verb. Def: Educational method used to revise or reduce student testing and learning standards downward to accommodate the lack of competance that students should already have achieved.

2nd Def: Describes a lack of proper educational funding or reductions of funding, or legislative actions taken to produce same.
3rd Def: Pejorative term describing the metal capabilities of an under educated person.
4th Def: Slang- Descriptive term for over large and unwieldy beverages of any type.

1) The students could not answer the first test properly, so the teacher had to dumbsize the exam so they could get good grades.
2) The Governor of of Ohio has proposed cutting educational funding to dumbsize the effectiveness of public schools.
3) I'm sure he won't understand you, he was dumbsized long ago.
4) You really do not want to buy a dumbsized gallon mug of Mountain Dew do you?

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