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A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, canât get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo âI have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partnerâ
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims itâs yours. Saying âyou need to clean up after yourselfâ Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
A sweet natured handsome man that loves nature and simple things. The best catch ever! Loves everything that sparkles and cats. Probably a Pisces. Beauitful smile. Simple and uncomplicated. Often seemingly aloof but actually highly observant and emotionally intelligent. Capable of great things. Loves holding hands. Very sexual, athletic, and sexy. Always Laughing and never serious. Loves rainbows and the colors grey black white and blue. Sometimes crys because of being overly emotional. Prefers to live like a vagabond which fulfills his gypsie nature. Good with children. Likes to dance and do tae bo.
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