Broop

While taking a poop on the toilet you brush your teeth at the same time.

I'm in a hurry to the Christmas party in a few hours so I'm going to have to Broop.

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Salty Wonton

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.

Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!

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