Rural Dictionary

whoaboo

Similar to a Weeaboo, except not with Japanese themes but entirely with Dr. Who. Note that this isn't referring to fans of the show, but irritating people (like weeaboos) who:
-Are close minded with other shows and fandoms. They are obsessed with Dr. Who (in a bad way)

-Continued from the last point, they believe that everything else is inferior to Dr. Who without good reasoning or support. This is different from people who say that Dr. Who is their favorite show.

-Constantly makes references to the franchise in a very disruptive way. Even if their friends politely ask them to stop or tone it down, they will complain and continue.

-May have a lot of Dr. Who items, possibly a shrine.

-Uses too many Dr. Who terms and attempts to develop the accents of the Doctors.

-Constantly sings/hums/mimics the Dr. Who theme song. Sometimes as loud as they can. When others tell them to please be quite, they get mad and continue.

-Act like they know so much about the franchise, maybe even claim they are the best fan. When a friend wants to talk about Dr. Who with them, the 'Whoaboo' completely ruins the conversation by being rude to the friend if they do not know something correctly and tells them they aren't a true fan or they are stupid.

-May blab about how they should have been the Doctor or another character in the show because they claim to 'pretty much be them'.

-If you're unlucky, they'll spoil the whole series for you.

1)Friend: Oh man, I missed last night's episode! I'm going to watch it when I go home!
Whoaboo: OH? You're going to watch S2 E3? It was totally like the best episode! It's all about

-Spoils whole episode-
Friend: Hey stop- don't talk about that part- DUDE!
Whoaboo: Yeah it was soooooo gooood! Tell me when you watch it!
Friend: I've pretty much watched it...I guess...

2)Friend: Wow a new season? This is going to be great! I wonder who the Doctor is going to be?
Whoaboo: OMG HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?! IT'S MATT SMITH! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN! WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH A DUMBASS LIKE YOU? I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU KNOW NOTHING! DUMB PRICK.

3)Friend: Hey I found a really cool show! It's really awesome, want to watch it together?
Whoaboo: Hmm show me a bit of it...
-After-
Whoaboo: Ugh, that show was so stupid and dumb! What idiot would watch this? Plus, Dr. Who is the best show anyway why should I bother with crap like this?

by Puppycat January 26, 2015

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