pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he's be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl, for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

Softass

Somebody who is extremely sensitive, fragile, and quick to take offense over everything

Person A: We're cancelling Speedy Gonzales and Pepé Le Pew now. Note to boomers: Yes, all of your beloved childhood characters were racist or sexist.

Person B: Oh my god, you absolute softass

reputation abyss

The point where someone's reputation is tarnished for good. Similar to the event horizon of a black hole (once it's crossed, nothing can escape the hole's gravitational pull, not even light itself), it is no longer possible for someone past the abyss to restore their reputation. If they try to, they will be shunned, ignored, or otherwise prevented from succeeding. If they do manage to restore their reputation, that means they never actually crossed it in the first place.

I think O.J. Simpson crossed the reputation abyss when he was suspected of murdering his wife and her friend. Despite his acquittal, his reputation was irreparably damaged.