Slamwich

A sandwich made really fast, or slammed together, usually during a commercial break.

"I'm really into this show, but I'm starving!"
"No worries, next commercial I will make you a slamwich!"

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laundry deficit

Wearing mis-matched, ugly, out of fashion, sometimes ill-fitting clothing that is only worn because you have nothing else clean.

"Wow, what's with the pink pants?"

"Laundry deficit!"

"Oh, yeah."