jeb

That little bit of cum left in your dick the morning after, causing painful urination in an unknown number of directions.

gf: I stepped in your pee again, you're DISGUSTING!
me: Don't blame me, blame the jeb!

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spoopie

adjective.
A silly way of saying spooky: sinister or ghostly in a way that causes fear and unease.

Can we turn the lights on down here? It's gettin' kinda spoopie. O_O

Bang a shitty

An illegal U-Turn.

Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"