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Equivalent to a fur bruiseâ¦Accomplished by rubbing your pets fur backwards against the grainâ¦
Hims so fiestyâcuz I fruised him my Geezer Bandit boyâ¦
The practice of attempting to make surgical improvements on a person who is not symmetrically gifted by a plastic surgeonâ¦Can also be spelled Docsymetricks for obvious reasonsâ¦
Karen was a straight-up Picasso face until she went to Dr. Dubrowâ¦He pulled off sum real Docsymetrix on her, now sheâs hot dudeâ¦
Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girlâs belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuckâ¦Wellâ¦Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Banditâs Greenlit Girl from another worldâ¦Maybe Earth, maybe the world, noâ¦Itâs definitely the planet Wearthâ¦Hogtied and branded in a place a feline donât belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignonâ¦The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madmanâ¦
SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahomaâ¦But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckersâ¦Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queenâs Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zongâ¦Noâ¦Pushmataha is a personâ¦The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Massesâ¦Pushmatahaâ¦Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shitâs just like me, âcuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarmsâ¦R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madmanâ¦Iâm sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I wouldâve met you but now itâs a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV âcuz he was embezzling and caughtâ¦I say Hey Man Nice Shotâ¦Only it was a hot shotâ¦
The feeling Pushmataha feels when she sees the term âBeverly Hills Boomboxâ which is not a problem in and of itself but the problem lies with the fact that you posted the REAL authorâs name in said meaning: Kitty Joy Beverly. See, this person has been declared acutely mentally ill by way of the Zonie (Arizona) court system due to being diagnosed a bi-polar/schizophrenic. So, Kitty Joy Beverly is having a VERY difficult time finding a job as prospective employers are discriminating against her due to said phrase and meaning. It is OBVIOUS through my phone records that I have attempted to contact you and had no luck. I want to make it clear that I LOVE the Urban Dictionary, have fully supported the Urban Dictionary but am now in a place where I need you to support Kitty Joy Beverly and remove her name from the meaning. I would prefer you keep the phrase but make her an anonymous participant so that she can get a job. If you do not comply with Pushmatahaâs wishes she will be forced to pull ADA rank on you (look it up dumb ass, go D fuck aheadâ¦you think you can make my life worse take a shot-like My fellow hillbilly Billy Ray what tha fuck says in Bad Santaâ¦So take a shot if youâre stupid but ya come at the QUEEN ya best not missâ¦Sorta like Omar said on THE WIRE âCEPT YEAH, I SAID QUEEN NOT KING DUMB ASS âCUZ IâM TALKINâ CHESS SPEAK, FEEL ME? Also, they didnât have to do Brandon like that, am I right? Anâ Bubs was the sh**.
I am so fuct-off that this BS makinâ me take time out from the Pushmataha Space Cadet movement⦠I should throw on my Pakelika mask and take a drive to clear mine headâ¦
A person of seeming worth who consecutively chooses losers for sexual partners or relationship material
What is wrong with her? She picks losers. Sheâs a real Dirtbaggerâ¦
A strain of geezer porn you can find on porn sites abundantlyâ¦
Oldjeâs got him one he doesâ¦Check out that shit eating grin yo