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A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.
Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*
Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!
Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
A creepy, ravenous tentacle monster who lives in your basement and offers you ideas and inspiration for YouTube videos in exchange for raw meat. These monsters can reproduce asexually by planting spores inside humans, which compel said humans to consume raw meat and feed them while they develop inside of them. They're secretly planning to dominate the world. If you feed them enough meat they'll start craving living creatures and will eventually impregnate you without your consent.
Victoria: Your muse isn't gonna eat me!
Alex: What...? You mean the.... big.... tentacle monster in my basement?
Victoria: Yeah.
Alex: How do you know about that?
Victoria: ....I have one too.
Alex: WHAT?!
Another word for a Non-binary love interest.
Lucas: Yesterday I asked out River and they agreed to go out with me. Now they're my frienby and I'm their boyfriend.
The town of Enterprise is a white trash can, because it's full of white trash.