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Sexy ass motherfucker who eats all that pussy he gets like cupcakes, dont fuck with him, cuz hell fuck ur mom.
Is that Eliud Navarro? he fucked my mom last night!
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The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.
Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.
The particle accelerator of pussy, the atomic detonation of sexiness, the thiccest (even more than Big Chungus) mother fucker alive, and that's meant literally, he has fucked your mom more times that you can't even fucking count to the Goddamn number. He is believed to have invaded Europe during the Black Death Era, little do the people know, he WAS the Black Death, he fucked the people do hard they developed blisters of cum all over their body, eventually the 'lucky' people would die, but He Who Shall Not Be Named was happy, and so he disappeared, till now that is...
"Oh no, is that Cody?"
"DON"T SAY HIS NAME"
*Cody Kangas Intensifies*
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