Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce

1. a special Szechuan sauce that was given out with McDonald’s chicken nuggets for a limited time as part of a cross-promotion with the release of Mulan back in 1998. Despite demands by fans in various petitions online over the years, the sauce has remained hidden away.

2. When you legally change your name to Mulan and go to your nearest Chinese food restaurant. Travel back in time to kill your fourth oldest grandfather, travel back to present day and pick out a 1/2 Nebraskan lady named Pamela to McDonalds. Fuck and then make some nuggets in her butthole, and proceed to eat them

Dude 1. Homie I just had Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce
Dude 2. Thats fucking disgusting

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(Getting) Max'd

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"

Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.