Mrs. Burns

My horrible, lazy science teacher.

Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.

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John: *enters a google application*
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Shaggy

Shaggy is the descendant of Big Chungus. Shaggy is currently the most powerful being in the universe. Thou cannot fathom Shaggy’s strength until it is used upon you. He is a lethal and rogue weapon that should not be messed with.

Jerry: Hey look, it’s shaggy.
Bob: It’s too late, he’s too close. We won’t be able to get away on time.
Jerry: okay, let’s commit suicide.

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