The Donald

The Donald: When your asshole hair gets really long and you don't wipe your ass for a month when shitting, and you make an ugly fat bitch lick it right before an orgasm

Guy: Did you just do The Donald?

Bitch: I braided your ass hair with my tounge

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Unanus

Unanus is gamer speak for ones Anal Cavity, closely related to Unayner

Tyrell : Whoa, that kid just pulled down his pants.
Drewster : Yeah I saw his unanus! Holy shit!

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Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls

Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You

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