Lada

The car manufacturer started in Soviet Russia.
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
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Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.

Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else

A lada is the Russian equivalent to the GM Chevette or the AMCGremlin(def. #7), they just don't come in hatchback format.

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project car

Car Salesman Jargon.
Basically means a piece of shit car that will need alot of work and money to look half decent, just doesn't sound as bad.

1976 Chev truck. needs some work. Good Project car. Newer tires/lights. Factory original glass and paint. $4000
VS.
1976 Chev truck. Needs work. Needs lots of time and money to restore. Old paint and glass. Tires 4 years old, lights 5 years old. $4000
What truck would you rather buy?

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bird flu

Flu for birds.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
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1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield

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