Woo-pank

The act of evicting fecal matter from the body, wiping, then followed by pleasuring yourself... And another wipe.

"boys, got to get home. Been absolutely bursting for a woo-pank." exclaimed Jack.

"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).

pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

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