fiancelay

When you propose to someone just to get the awesome fiance lay.

Dude I heard you proposed to your girlfriend
Yeah man, it was just for the fiancelay

Nunes

(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.

Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.

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