York Peppermint Pattie

A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.

I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.

47👍 8👎

Sleep Terror

The most kick ass technical death metal band ever. Heavily influenced by jazz as well.

Sleep Terror's 'Somnambulist Pedophile' feels like anal love.

47👍 30👎

diet peach snapple

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.

Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.

15👍 4👎