Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.