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Mr. Breeze

Mr. Breeze is world renowned instructor in the arts of science. His most famous teachings include the discovery of not needing water to survive but instead being able to eat watermelon and lettuce. Mr. Breeze is credited for the ¨Experiment of Carbohydrates¨ where it was discovered that if you pour alcohol on a dry bunsen burner you will create an explosion that can be used for military artillery. Common phrases and quotes include ¨save that for 3:31¨ and ¨save that for 3:32 Uh I- I me-mean 3- 3:31¨ *It has later been discovered that you should indeed drink the recommended intake of 3 leiters daily of alkaline water*

Subject 1: Hey do you drink water?
Subject 2: No Mr. Breeze told me to just eat lettuce and watermelon

by Pycro April 19, 2021