France

A nation of spineless, intolerant and arrogant bigots. They speak a disgusting nasal language, they change their political views with the season and still subscribes to the archaic religion of Catholicism. They are famous for surrendering at the first sign of danger and are scared of change and cultural diversity. Ironically due to their incompetence and impotency, the muslim and African minorities are beginning to constitute an ever increasing proportion of their population. Look at their soccer team.

The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.

Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.

Gay friend: "Where should I go on holiday? I just want to drink wine, eat cheese and look at art all day."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."

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